1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I dont have closet doors
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I dont have sheets
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
YESH, now they dont have street signs
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
I dont own post-it notes
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
All the time
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A big bear, I dont want to be stug over and over again
8:Do you have freckles?
I dont have freckles
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
I dont take pictures
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
Stupid bitches
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Always in sets of four
12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
The woods is my bathroom
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Theres always music playing in my head, its the soundtrack of my life.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Negative Batman
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
Zero
17:What size is your bed?
I dont own a bed
18:What is your Song of the week?
HTML Rulez Dood
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
only hot pink its for men
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
if it wasnt for cartoons youd kill me
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
xmen origins 1
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I wouldnt tell you if i did or not just incase you went looking and found it then id be broke again
23:What do you drink with dinner?
depends is it a tuesday? no? sunday? oh then tonights jack night
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
the blood o the innocent
25:What is your favorite food?
eye of newts pretty good but deer marrow with a kitten brain dipping sauce is gonna have to be the favorite
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still like them?
Charlie bartlet PUSH alice waterworld
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
i dont have lips
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Im a virgin
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
well im expensive so youre going to have to start talking numbers
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
i usualy use the hide of my victims so i cant remember when i last used paper
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
is it anything like racoon oil? i need to change that once a week so im pretty pro. its good for yo face
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Never been accused of being to fast ;)
33:Ever ran out of gas?
I dont use gas
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
PB AND J (not vegetarian)
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I heart abortions
36:What is your usual bedtime?
Whats bed time?
37:Are you lazy?
I havent given up on this survey yet
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Chinese people are fucking scary
40:How many languages can you speak?
Drunk.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Play Boy, Esquire, Penthouse, and Tenn Vogue
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lego logs made from play doh
43:Are you stubborn?
No, I just play hard to please
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Lettman on stage, Leno in bed
45:Ever watch soap operas?
Soap Operas are based off my life
46:Are you afraid of heights?
Im afraid of being too close to the ground
47:Do you sing in the car?
I wouldnt call it singing its more like expressing myself
48:Do you sing in the shower?
i wouldnt call it singing its more like expressing myself
49:Do you dance in the car?
No i like to stay on the road
50:Ever used a gun?
No but ive sharpened my pencil before
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Never
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:Is Christmas stressful?
Fuck Christmas
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
What the fuck is that shit?
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
Im not aa vegertain
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A hooker.
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
My girlriends a ghost are you trying to offend her?
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
its not a feeling its an experience
59:Take a vitamin daily?
wombat kidneystones
60:Wear slippers?
made from the finest croc in the lake
61:Wear a bath robe?
i wear all kinds of robes bath doesnt sound like any i own tho
62:What do you wear to bed?
your grandmothers skin on mondays but usualy a handknit onesy made rom mynx fur
63:First concert?
i dont consider them concerts they are more like partys on meth
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
what are those?
65:Nike or Adidas?
just smoke it
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
lays ;)
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
frog teeth
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
im not into swag
69:Ever take dance lessons?
line sn.. dancing
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
flight attendant
71:Can you curl your tongue?
;)
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
Never lost one
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
when i finaly got the money for that abortion
74:Own any record albums?
have you ever played penis
75:Own a record player?
bitch, all my shit is ditigal
76:Regularly burn incense?
no i like the smell of fish food
77:Ever been in love?
does my mom count?
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
barney on ice
79:What was the last concert you saw?
i couldnt see the show ronnie radkes junk was in my face
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
what is this a katy perry song?
81:Tea or coffee?
bennys
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
double chocolate chocolate covered cat eyes
83:Can you swim well?
do i look like a kangaroo?
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
can a gopher kick a golf ball into a sewer while playing basketball?
85:Are you patient?
and kind
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
Hank Green
87:Ever won a contest?
I killed the most people this one time..
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
Im more plastic than a barbie
92:Do you want to get married?
Negative Batman, I want the dress.
93:If married, how long have you been married?
about 4thousand 6 hundred eighty two years and 5 seconds oh wait 6 seconds
94:Who was your HS crush?
it was this hot young thang by the name of kerchum but she scractched me and i put her into a stew….good stew tho
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
nah i usualy just turn them into cats lizards frogs wallbys etc.
96:Do you have kids?
i have proejcts do they count?
97:Do you want kids?
nah i prefer teens to adults thier eyes have more pain makes or a better brew
98:Whats your favorite color?
you know the glaze that goes over your eyes when you die? that color
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
my little fox.
(Source: orlandooriginal)